Thus, standing on his hind legs. He looks just like a little grumpy bear cub, especially with his flattering haircut! That's actually called the "Teddy Bear Cut," and it looks something like this ...

DEAR DEIDRE: ASKING my wife if she’d like a cuddle is like asking a grumpy bear to come out of hibernation. We’ve been married for 18 years and I can’t say that we were ever really swinging ...