A woman called Crystal Metheney was arrested last month for allegedly firing a 'missile at a car' - and incredibly, that is her real name. Polk County Sheriff's Office arrested the 37-year-old on ...

Her arrest set up one of the great inmate pages in recent memory: To be fair, Crystal didn’t (necessarily ... uses the non-military definition of “missile.” The statute seeks to nail ...

June 11 (UPI) --The state that has produced infamous criminal suspects including Edward Cocaine and Brittany Boozel can now add another one to the Mount Rushmore of Florida names: Crystal Metheney.

Her alleged crime, however, was not drug related — at least not this time. Metheny was arrested May 5 on a charge of shooting an offensive missile into a vehicle, according to public records ...

PIX11 reports that Metheney has had prior run-ins with the law, and was busted for drug possession in 2012. But her drug of choice was marijuana, not crystal meth.

Is it possible for something to be too Florida? A woman with a remarkably incriminating name was arrested last month for firing a missile into a vehicle that was occupied at the time. Florida scale.