Ethan Swan and I couldn’t see the players’ tattoos from Section 217 of the ... who had at least 1,000 minutes of regular-season action — 524 players in all (214 guards, 239 forwards and ...

Ethan Swan and I couldn't see the players' tattoos from Section 217 of the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, but Swan still knew who was inked and who wasn't. LeBron James? Obviously. Chris Bosh?