Today is Friday. It’s the weekend after a long work week, and your spirit animal is Futurama‘s Slurms McKenzie. Because what Slurms stands for is what you in all likelihood stand for right now ...

Spokesworm for Slurm, Slurms has been partying without stop for decades, forced to maintain the partying attitude everyone expects from him. He displays the youthful, fun edge that Slurm needs to ...

The company’s mascot Slurms MacKenzie is probably the coolest mollusc creature going – he’s spent all his life partying with gorgeous women, a lifestyle ideal for Bender and Fry. In a ...