Maybe you can’t bring your phone into the pool (unless you have a fancy waterproof case, that is), but that doesn’t mean you can’t ~express yourself~ with your fave emojis. That’s right: You can ...

One of many emoji floats, this buoyant rubber poo will inspire dads around the pool to endlessly reference the 1980 comedy Caddyshack. “Baby Ruth,” they’ll chortle before slurping the dregs of a ...

If residents of the tony condo building at 757 N. Orleans St. spot an inflatable poop emoji floating in their rooftop pool anytime soon, score a victory for The Onion. Staff cooped up at the River ...

On a summer day, taking a dip in the creek at Philadelphia’s Wissahickon Valley Park might seem like a really good idea. The stream is surrounded by birches, sycamores and poplars, it’s quiet and ...

There hasn’t been this kind of pool panic since that candy bar floated on the water in “Caddyshack,” and everyone mistook it for something else that’s brown. This time, fecal matter is no laughing ...