MC Hammer - whose house had gold-plated gates ... more famously known as parachute pants. They were baggy pants tapered at the kisigino with a sagging rise that made throwing legs ovyo ovyo ...

And why is it somehow worse than what you wore on Thursday, a pair of slacks so large that everyone made MC Hammer parachute pants jokes? We have no answer for that. What we do know is his sweater ...

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