With Karen Carpenter on the loudspeakers, Viktor Horsting and Rolf Snoeren sent out a Harlequin Romance of ... up and plopped at the shoulders of a long coat? Only fit for a clown.

The Harlequin coat is made to order and comes in a variety of colour combinations upon request. Available from Lime Green Bow; email [email protected], or call 07798 602 782. (March 18 2008, ...