Now you can finally see what made George Carlin the dad tick. Before, all you had to go by were these 14 quotes. On The Simple ... time in the woods. God knows he might start jacking off.” ...

The first thing they teach kids is that there's a God -- an invisible man in the sky who is watching what they do and who is displeased with some of it. There's no mystery why they start that with ...

From his infamous take on censorship with his NSFW "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" (which landed in the Supreme Court) to nuanced George Carlin quotes ... there is a God, I am ...