The dead-eyed, palm-faced mascot for the "Helper" series of boxed foods. We're talking Hamburger Helper ... and now I write a weekly food column, so get out of here with your bougie food elitist ...

Ever since the mid-20th century, when fast food restaurants were ... burger chef named Speedee. With his hamburger head, ...

The product, which dates back to the 1970s, was acquired in a 2022 deal by Eagle Family Food Group from ... company ...